About

I cook for a living and as passionate as I am about food I’m even more so about music. Bonkers, in fact, especially prog rock, psychedelia and experimental stuff. Bugs? Bacteria and viruses, rather than the insect kind; as well as stuff that bugs me. Gender is a perplexing concoction – I’ve got y-chromosomes and a prick – what more proof do you need that I’m a man? Why, 20 years on from The Beauty Myth is ‘au naturel’ still not good enough for millions of women and increasingly, men too? Take a peek at my microscope, said the bishop to the actress…